- Grimace Deez Nuts (3-0; Greg Flohs): Your draft day is such an important day for your season, but waiver-wire moves can really make a giant difference in this league. Malik Nabers had his coming out party, and both Goedert and Charbonnet being waiver-wire pickups propelled Greg to a monster 141pts and an easy win over John.
2. Gettleman’s Hog Mollies (3-0; Jimmy Campbell): MNF was full of nail-biters for the BFL, and Josh Allen pulled off a miracle for Jimmy. Dropping 30.8pts to secure a 1pt margin-of-victory thus propelling Jimmy to a 3-0 record to start the season. Jimmy now looks to make quick work of Josh in week 4 to make it 4-in-a-row.
3. The Bonkers (2-1; Anthony DiMinno): Before I sat down to write this weeks’ power rankings, I thought Jimmy v Sean was the closest matchup, but good lord man. Both teams had players in MNF; particularly on the Jaguars, which I imagine was even more anxiety inducing. But Ant – you came out on top – by 0.1 pts. That may be something to look back on in the coming months.
4. Lambeau Leapin’ Lambs (2-1; Evan Clayton): Barkley and Henry are back on their bullshit in week 3 as Evan improves to a 2-1 record. Week 3 for this team was either a great game or a piss-poor game, but the great outweighed the lemonade. Evan looks to get some positive consistency in week 4 against Pat
5. Team Maxson (2-1; Johnathan Maxson): John, I would not blame you if you had a ‘hit’ out on Gabe Davis following MNF, but also this is what happens when your stars get hurt. You are forced to start players like Gabe Davis. Losing by 0.1 pts is tough. Now you know how I felt all those years ago, you SOB.
6. The Nightman Cometh (2-1; Craig Stalowski): Craig’s team decided to not only eclipse the 90.7 mark for the first time this season, but to also stomp it and Pat into the ground. Six-out-of-eight of Craig’s starters cleared 20pts this week getting him to clear 150pts. What a week 3 to have! Now let’s see if he gets the same score again…
7. IHOP for Touchdowns (1-2; Pat Masur): The theme continues: In weeks where Pat’s team plays well, they lose, when they play bad, they win. Guess which one happened this week? I’ll give you a hint, not the one that made Pat happy. Nevertheless, on to the next.
8. Phoenixville Horn Dogs (1-2; John Williams): John, why couldn’t your team play like this LAST WEEK. Anyways, this team has some pressing issues to deal with. The Miami offense may become anemic with no Tua and Mark Andrews is just straight up missing. Let’s see if a rebound is in order against Steve.
9. Milk Milk Lemonade (1-2; Sean Washington): Tough loss, buddy. You got trounced by a memorable MNF performance from Josh Allen, and Gesicki just did not do enough in the end to save you. Lots of finger pointing on this roster from week 3, for sure, but no time for that, you’ll have your hands full against Ant in week 4.
10. Sparta Waffle Eaters (1-2; Josh Tucci): Josh has not cleared 86pts yet this season, but somehow, he enters the win column. A win comes easy when your opponent has the week Nick’s team just had. Perhaps, this will be your saving grace. But, if I were a betting man, you’re going to need to clear a lot more than 86pts most weeks to keep yourself away from a stand.
11. Fantasy Football Team (0-3; Steve Katz): I say again – POOR STEVE. Evan drops 120pts on Steve giving him his LOWEST points-against outing this season. Steve has done moderately well this season, and looking at some other teams in the BFL, I believe he deserves at least 1 win at this point. On to week 4, I guess.
12. Cheetah Kings (0-3; Nick Calabrase): Nick has set the low bar of the season with 49.8pts in a week. Will anyone go lower? Now that I’ve asked this question, it will probably be me next week with 48pts. Injuries abound on this roster and starters are eerily quiet. This team is either going to continue to fall or is severely overdue for a rebound. A tough draw awaits them in week 4 against Team Maxson.