League Punishments
Even more-so than league champions, these unlucky fuckers will never be forgoten.
League Punishments
Even more-so than league champions, these unlucky fuckers will never be forgoten.
2015: The Profile Picture
The team that finishes in last place will have to change ALL of their profile pictures on all social media sites to an obnoxious looking picture of Doris Burke from the last day of the season until the night of the draft.
Loser: Pat Masur
2016: The WNBA Game
The team that finishes in last place in the regular season will have to go to a WNBA game by themselves and take a selfie with the scoreboard in the background after every quarter. They must also go to said game wearing a shirt or jersey of the road team. Loser must post these pictures in the Bayville Football League GroupMe.
Loser: Josh Tucci
2017: The S.A.T.'s
The team that finishes in last place will have to change ALL of their profile pictures on all social media sites to an obnoxious looking picture of Doris Burke from the last day of the season until the night of the draft.
Loser: Greg Flihs
2018: The 5K
The team that finishes with the league’s worst record must sign up and run in a 5k race while wearing a costume voted on by the league. The league will throw out suggestions for the costume and the loser will choose four costumes for the league to vote for.
Loser: Pat Masur
2019: The Swimsuit Calendar
This was the lost year of the punishment. After Brian’s pathetic-ass team finished the season 2-11, clinching the Doris Award for the season, he was tasked with creating a swimsuit calendar for the entire league. Cooke opted to avoid the calendar punishment, forcing the commissioner to kick him out of the league and fining him in the form of a life-time ban. The only way Cooke can be reinstated to the league is by completing this punishment.
Loser: Brian Cooke
2020: The Waxing
The team that finished last place had to have their whole ass—crack and all—waxed before July 31st. Squa was the poor bastard to earn this punishment and the pictures of that day will forever live in infamy in our league GroupMe—and nowhere else.
Loser: Squa
2021: The Blowup Doll
The league’s last place team will have to go to Applebees alone with a blowup doll of the league’s choosing before March 1, 2022. The loser must purchase the doll, order the doll water and a meal, must have the waitress/waiter take a picture of the two of them together (and must submit the picture to the league) The loser must also tell their server that it is the blowup doll’s—who he must refer to as “Doris”—birthday.
Loser: Squa
2022: The Mrs. Claus
The last place team has to take a picture with Santa Claus and post it on all social media platforms. The twist is, the loser has to wear a Mrs. Claus costume.
Loser: Pat Masur
2023: The iHop Challenge
The league’s last place team will have to go to iHop or Waffle House for 24 hours. For each waffle you eat while you’re there, you can subtract one hour from your team at the restaurant. You must send a picture of you at the iHop booth when you get there and you must send a screenshot of the receipt to the league chat after you’re done.
Loser: TBD
