For fun, I will actually rank based on vibes and power; not standings. Here goes nothing:
- The Evil Doctor (7-0; Evan Clayton): It really is rare to open a season 7-0 in fantasy football, but Evan’s team really is that deep. Evan has been no stranger to players being on IR either, but that just highlights his depth even more. Things don’t seem to be projected that well with some BYEs and additional injuries this week, but he is playing Pat, soooo…..
2. Horn Knee G (5-2; Greg Flohs): Greg proved the previous week was a one-time fluke, but was still gifted an easy week against Craig. This team continues to prove that they belong in the upper echelons of the league. Things continue to look up against Johnathan this coming week.
3. Sparta Waffle Eaters (4-3; Josh Tucci): Josh’s team continues to be all over the place. This week on the roulette wheel was a monster team as Josh puts up almost 200pts against a solid showing from Ant. I am not sure what to make of this team and where they’re going to fall by the end of the season. If the consistency lacks, I think Josh will be a bubble team for the postseason, but I am confident will be safe from punishment.
4. The Bonkers (4-3; Anthony DiMinno): Ant is trying to prove he does not need Lamar, and he did prove a point this past week. Unfortunately, he faced a giant performance from Josh and couldn’t find another notch in the win column. He draws an interesting matchup against Sean to start the second half of the season.
5. Fantasy Football Team (3-4; Steve Katz): While Steve is still under .500, he leads the pack in points through the first half of the season – with help from a couple monster performances, especially his latest against Pat. The Exciting Whites continue to be exciting and there’s a lot of momentum going into the second half.
6. Bakers Cookies (4-3; Nick Calabrase): Nick’s team did worse this week and paired it with a pummeling from Evan. The injury bug is all over the BFL right now and Nick’s team is drawing a fever. Nick is looking for some better health against Jimmy’s terminal team.
7. McConkey Kong (4-3; Craig Stalowski): You can only do so much when you’re so sick with the injury-bug, and the fever began to spike this past week against Greg; who gave no mercy. There’s plenty of time to get healthy and make some deals, which Craig has already been wheeling and dealing. Let’s see if Craig can limp into the playoffs, or begin to feel better by then.
8. Justin Tucker is Le Tired (2-5; Pat Masur): Pat continues to be held down by those who just play well against him; not only that, but Pat leads the league in points-against. There is a lot to like about this team so there is still some optimism to rise in the rankings, but things don’t look great against undefeated Evan this week.
9. Team Maxson (3-4; Johnathan Maxson): Sometimes you just don’t play well, but it doesn’t really matter in the end. John puts himself in a safer position from punishment implications with a crucial win over Jimmy. All of that being said, this team has to play better if they want to make a chance for the playoffs now that we’re in the second half of the season.
10. Wilson’s Moon Balls (3-4; Jimmy Campbell): The alarms continue to ring at levels that are deafening for Jimmy and his team. Another lackluster week, and another loss. If things really don’t turn around soon, this team may not win again this season – which puts Jimmy in the drivers seat for a different destiny.
11. Milk Milk Lemonade (1-6; Sean Washington): At the halfway point of the season, Sean finally finds the win column. Not only that, but Sean’s team really isn’t that bad in the grand scheme of things. Hot take halfway through the season; I don’t think Sean will be doing a road-trip in 2026, but don’t take over me in that prediction, Sean.
12. Phoenixville Horn Dogs (2-5; John Williams): John really had an opportunity to slam the basement door on Sean – you had one job, John, and you failed. You could have done all of us a favor, but it came at your own expense too. You are still not safe, and not that good this year.