- Fantasy Football Team (5-4; Steve Katz): Steve and his team of very exciting whites don’t care who you are; whether you’re undefeated, a doctor, or both! In light of Steve’s recent performances and leading the league in points for, I am ignoring his record and crowning a new power rankings leader in week 9.
2. The Evil Doctor (8-1; Evan Clayton): The Doctor has fallen and the sickness that has cascaded over the BFL from Evan’s undefeated streak has been successfully vaccinated by Steve. How the mighty finally fall, but it’s only one week and you’d rather lose in the regular season than the postseason anyways. I have a feeling Evan will have his rematch in a few weeks anyways.
3. Bakers Cookies (5-4; Nick Calabrase): Nick’s team were throwing haymakers into Johnathan’s team this past week as they dropped over 180 points. Brock Bowers is back in full force and Tee Higgins having a functional quarterback makes this team a little scary coming down the stretch.
4. McConkey Kong (5-4; Craig Stalowski): “Any given Sunday” is the mantra of this group as they keep themselves in the win column and reaching the Doris Line. Although, I think this could be the year the Doris Line is broken. But nevertheless, Caleb Williams and Monangai gave Craig all the juice he needed to edge past Sean. Could Craig sneak into the postseason over these last 5 weeks?
5. Horn Knee G (6-3; Greg Flohs): A stumble, a hiccup – whatever you want to call it – Greg’s team didn’t have it against Jimmy this past week. There really isn’t much to worry about as the parity largely remains behind him in the overall standings, but another couple of wins will help keep them back there. Up next is Steve (oof).
6. Phoenixville Horn Dogs (4-5; John Williams): While our league basement dweller got nudged backdown the steps, John was able to take a leg up and away from steering wheel. John’s crew was able to narrowly defeat Ant in this past week giving himself more room for a safe passage to end this year. Things continue to look interesting across the BFL over these final few weeks? Who will be in and who will be out?
7. Wilson’s Moon Balls (5-4; Jimmy Campbell): Jimmy’s team is fully awake and has now officially washed the loser stink off of them as they climb back above .500. Now things are looking interesting for Jimmy as I think he will be safe from punishment, but I don’t know if he’ll find his way out of purgatory and get into the playoffs. A very interesting matchup awaits him against our Commissioner.
8. The Bonkers (4-5; Anthony DiMinno): Ant loses to Sean, then Ant losses to John making my life infinitely more difficult, but Ant, all can be forgiven – you can lose to me too. That would be great, but don’t screw me and beat me. I wouldn’t like that very much, but God does like to laugh at me too.
9. Justin Tucker is Le Tired (3-6; Pat Masur): THERE WE GO! THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT! THANK YOU FOR YOUR SHITTY SERVICE, JOSH! Okay, okay, calm down, we’re not out of the woods yet. But on a list of must needed wins and strong weeks, this is exactly what Pat needed. There’s still plenty of time to make a playoff push, but Pat needs to be just about perfect to end the season. That path continues this week against Ant.
10. Sparta Waffle Eaters (4-5; Josh Tucci): Not a great week (YES IT WAS) for Mahomes, Taylor and Gibbs all to shit the bed, but that’s what happened to Josh. Now back under .500 this team is a roulette wheel when it comes to performance and consistency. Thankfully, Josh busted out and Pat also just ‘busted’.
11. Team Maxson (3-6; Johnathan Maxson): If I were Johnathan, I’d be getting a little worried, and a lot more invested in who is playing Sean or Pat on a weekly basis. This is not a place you want to be in, especially as you are towards the bottom is points for too. Johnathan is officially in the dark horse race to be driving a lot this offseason.
12. Milk Milk Lemonade (2-7; Sean Washington): Talk about a stinger for Sean, Craig’s matchup was a winnable won and within reach and losing by only a couple of points. The lackluster anchor leg from Kenneth Walker did Sean in and things are not looking great for his chances as we saunter closer to Thanksgiving.