2025 Power Rankings – Week 3

  1. The Evil Doctor (3-0; Evan Clayton): Evan sneakily may have the best WR-core in the league, and they came to deliver a solid win against Johnathan. Evan is a Doctor for a reason, he’s very smart, and this team was built with intelligence. I don’t think even will relinquish the upper half of this list for the rest of the season.

2. Wilson’s Moon Balls (3-0; Jimmy Campbell): Jimmy was caught stumblin’ and fumblin’ a little bit in week 3, but no matter, Pat has no luck; this gave Jimmy a garbage-win. You take them however they come, but you can’t expect to play like garbage and still win consistently. Jimmy looks to Ant in week 4 to find some actual consistency again, and hopefully an even longer winning streak.

3. Horn Knee G (2-1; Greg Flohs): Greg played our Commish this week, and that’s really all you must know for the result. However, Greg’s crew did play like they were playing an actual team. Which is good – cause his team is going to have to bring that energy into this next week against Nick.

4. Bakers Boutte Cookies (2-1; Nick Calabrase): Nick continues to move in a positive direction as they drop a solid performance against Ant in week 3 to bring him another tick mark in the win column. This team has a lot to like and some recent trades with our Commish could prove to be even more valuable. Nick finds himself in the hunt early in the season.

5. The Bonkers (2-1; Anthony DiMinno): Lamar, Bijan and JSN can only carry you so much week in and week out – especially when you play teams that have deeper lineups. Ant found himself in this situation where his big-3 delivered and then no one else really did. I think this group will be fine with this big-3, but the rest have to wake up to keep this group in contention.

6. McConkey Kong  (2-1; Craig Stalowski): Like Jimmy, Craig came hot out of the gate, but cooled off to an extreme level in week 3. James Conner is now out for the year, and the rest of his team really didn’t have the juice in any capacity. Not that it truly mattered, even if his team went off, it’s highly likely that they would’ve lost to Josh’s massive 181pt performance. “We’re on to Cincinatti”.

7. Team Maxson (2-1; Johnathan Maxson): John’s continues to be consistently mediocre-at-best as his first 3 weeks have yielded between 105-110pts. The only difference in week 3? He had to play an actual opponent. But I have good news Johnathan, you play Pat this week – who can’t seem to get out of his own way; unless it’s in his car.

8. Sparta Waffle Eaters (1-2; Josh Tucci): Josh decided to really give Craig ‘the beans’ in week 3. It will be hard to beat this performance in the BFL season as Josh dropped 181pts against Craig. It’s astounding that he did this with Theo Johnson only delivering 2pts for him – 200pts really was on the table. I doubt this is a repeat, but it does establish Josh nicely into the hunt again.

9. Fantasy Football Team (1-2; Steve Katz): CMC continues to be healthy, and this group is just following through on what they’re supposed to do. Steve finds his first win and there is hope that things will continue to trend well within this group. That hope is bountiful as he finds himself against a winless Commish.

10. Justin Tucker is Le Tired (0-3; Pat Masur): Pat can’t seem to tap into any kind of luck. He plays well; his opponent plays slightly better. His opponent plays bad; he plays slightly worse. Pat was considering starting Chubb over Tee Higgins and while Chubb was not much better, it would’ve been just enough to get him over into the win column.

11. Milk Milk Lemonade (0-3; Sean Washington): Sean did alright this week, but like Pat, the Bengals losing Joe Burrow is causing ripple effects in his roster. I think some wins will eventually come; Sean finds himself amongst the winless losers at the bottom part of this list.

12. Phoenixville Horn Dogs (0-3; John Williams): I do not think we’ve even seen this bad of a start in BFL history. Our commish is averaging 72pts/week, and that’s with an added flex spot. John is starting to make some moves out of desperation, but who can blame him? I think the only direction is up for John at this point – that – or staying right here.