- Team Maxson (2-0; Johnathan Maxson): Team Maxson should change their name to Team Jordan with how they’re still taking personal offense to their draft-grade. No need for Mr. AJ Brown this week either; as Alvin Kamara did the work of two well performing starters, and Marvin Harrison Jr remembered who his daddy is. Let’s see if John can make it three-in-a-row.
2. Gettleman’s Hog Mollies (2-0; Jimmy Campbell): Jimmy glides to a week 2 win, and that’s without saying anything about the performance from this group. Led by Breece Hall, DeVonta Smith and Trey McBride, Jimmy’s team was able to make easy work of Evan’s severely cooled-off team. Now on to a 3-0 attempt against Sean’s group.
3. Grimace Deez Nuts (2-0; Greg Flohs): Like getting the last little bit of toothpaste out of the tube, Greg’s team was able to squeeze just enough points out for a win over Ant. But that came at a cost – Deebo is hurt, Charbonnet will lose stock if Walker returns, and Dalton Schulz has forgotten he plays football. Things only look tougher against the Commish this week.
4. The Bonkers (1-1; Anthony DiMinno): Unlike Greg, who at least gets the satisfaction of a win after losing one of his key starters, Ant barely loses while losing Kupp AND is still without CMC. The sour cherry on top? Week 3 matchup against an establishing juggernaut – Team Maxson.
5. Lambeau Leapin’ Lambs (1-1; Evan Clayton): Oh, how the market corrects itself – Evan’s team drops 72pts LESS week-over-week. How does that happen? Simply speaking, no monster performances from this group and half the team was just quiet. Evan looks to establish some positive consistency this week against Katz.
6. Phoenixville Horn Dogs (1-1; John Williams): What a week 2 matchup this was – the closest and amongst the highest scoring – John’s team managed to get by with a little help from the Dallas Defense f’ing up everything for Pat. John could see himself soar up these rankings if he gets by Deebo-less Greg in week 3.
7. IHOP for Touchdowns (1-1; Pat Masur): You know what I said about D/ST on rosters last week? Yeah, forget I said anything. Also, I am kicking myself for benching Ridley for Jerome Ford. Nevertheless, a rather good week, let’s see if there can be a bounce back against 90.7pt performer Craig.
8. Milk Milk Lemonade (1-1; Sean Washington): Nice rebound week, Sean. No high anxiety with how Josh’s team was playing in week 2 either. Now on to week 3 against undefeated Jimmy.
9. The Nightman Cometh (1-1; Craig Stalowski): Craig should start a radio station, and see if FM 90.7 is available, ’cause clearly it is sign over the past two weeks of Fantasy Football. Even better, Craig managed to win this time around with 90.7 on the board. Craig, let’s try to get at least 90.8 this week, but please, not too much higher.
10. Fantasy Football Team (0-2; Steve Katz): Poor Steve – there are a few teams that are genuinely worse than him AND he faces the best team two-weeks-in-a-row. Ouch. I know it’s early, but starting the year 0-3 is a tough order to come back from if you want to make playoffs. It all depends what version of Evan’s team shows up.
11. Cheetah Kings (1-1; Nick Calabrase): Nick, this is what happens when you complain about your power ranking spot, it’s bad ju-ju. Tyreek has no one throwing him the ball, and Richardson refuses to acknowledge Pittman’s existence, and to top that all off – the abundance of injuries on this team. Time to spend that FAAB, Nick.
12. Sparta Waffle Eaters (0-2; Josh Tucci): Josh, you should set up a stand in a high foot-traffic spot, and may I suggest some recipes for homemade lemonade?
